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Joke of the Day

"all restaurants are drive-thru if you drive hard enough"

"my signature move is yelling ""where in the fridge?!"" and ""i don't see it!"" until my mom comes and finds the applesauce for me"

"""What's that?"" I call it a 'knife' ""Wow, that's the best thing since bread!"" Gregory, I am about to blow your mind"

"Guess what came in the mail today? Deez nuts. HAH GOT EM!"

"What's the difference between a Groupie and a Stalker? A penis."

"Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant's!"

"Damn girl you must be the American spelling of 'favourite' because I don't need u"

"what did the cannibal get when he showed up late to a dinner party A cold shoulder"

"I was going to make a joke about the Malaysian Airlines.. But I lost it."

"Started my Matrix Algebra class a few months ago... I'm really confused so far. When do we learn about Neo?"