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Joke of the Day

"Why does salt come in a bottle? Because it's white I don't know why it's funny. I just heard it so can someone explain it to me?"

"How long do you think it will take for gays to find out? That a gay marriage is as much an oxymoron as a gay funeral?"

"In my spare time I like to.... Comment the funniest thing, it doesn't have to be true"

"Parts of a worm: 1) Worm"

"Relationship between men and women is psychological. She is psycho and he is logical."

"A jewish guy asks his father for $20 His father replied, ""ten dollars? what in the world do you need five dollars for, I'd be happy to give you a dollar, here's a quarter."

"Damn, girl, did you lose weight? Because it's caught up to you."

"What do you call three rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bruno ! Bruno who ? Bruno more tea for me !"

"what do you get when you mix 9th grade literature with alcohol? Tequila mockingbird."