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Joke of the Day

"I bought the wrong kind of compass. Now I'm lost in the middle of nowhere drawing perfect circles."

"What is a shoe made out of a Banana called? a slipper! I've been telling this corny ass joke around campus and everyone seems to like it haha."

"What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school? No idea man, im just flying the drone."

"What's better than roses on a piano? Two-lips on your organ"

"What's the riddle? What has a foot but no legs?"

"So an interviewer asked me where I saw myself in 5 years How should I know, I don't have 20/20 vision!"

"""Contact Us"" Oh yeah, I'm gonna contact the shit out of you"

"I submitted ten puns to a contest once hoping to win But no pun in ten did."

"Q: Why couldn't the shoes go out and play? A: They were all tied up."

"A guy walks into a bar... Alcoholism is slowly destroying his family."