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Joke of the Day

"Me: (from the back of the ambulance) CHANGE THE RADIO Medic: Sir you need to conserve your strength Me: I AM NOT DYING TO A COLDPLAY SONG"

"What does a nosy pepper do? Get jalapeno business."

"If I say ""Someone else's God"", Then say ""Dammit"" Is it still a sin ?"

"I run from my car all the way to the front door of McDonald's because fitness is a lifestyle"

"Men think of arguments as single isolated events. Women, in my experience, think of them as installments in some sort of perpetual continuum"

"The inventor of the remote control died yesterday. As per his wishes, he'll be buried in between 2 couch cushions."

"What do you call a Buffalo Sabres shirt? A Tank Top"

"I started a revolution once. But I got dizzy, so i stopped!"

"Why is the next Windows version 10? Because 7 8 9"

"your mom is so stupid.... when I said it was chilly out she ran out the door with a spoon"