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Joke of the Day

"Paedophiles always have a certain look about them... Paedophiles always have a certain look about them, what is it about a beard and glasses that kids find so sexy?"

"What's 9+10 21"

"Why was the picture acquitted of the charge for murder? Because it was framed."

"Working in an Action Man factory pays very well indeed... You can make six figures in an hour."

"Him: Watch your language at dinner tonight. Me: So you want less Tarantino... H: ...and more Seuss. M: Gotcha. No swearing. Lots of rhyming."

"I shot a frog once. It croaked."

"I went camping over the weekend... It was in tents."

"Obama: joe can you please explain all the cheetos that are in the kitchen Biden: I didn't want Trump to feel- Obama: Joe, Biden: ...lonely"

"For Valentine's Day, I bought a bottle of champagne and a box of chocolates... ...and passed out alone on the couch, same as every night."

"I remember back when the media didn't have to invent names like ""polar vortex"" to tell us that it is cold during winter..."