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Joke of the Day

"On my 5 year old's report card it said, ""He is encouraged to ask more questions"". ARE YOU KIDDING ME."

"Doctor asks a patient... Do you use drugs or alcohol? Patient: Nope, but I vape. Doctor: So a no for sexual activity?"

"Wanna hear a joke about Nitric Oxide ? NO"

"I've tried everywhere so I can confirm that there is no snooze button on a baby."

"I was recently diagnosed with prostate cancer and my doctor said it was caused by browsing /r/funny."

"Whats a fedora clad, neck bearded gentlemen's favorite color? M'genta"

"So you're looking for a good guy who will love and respect you, but yet you post half naked pics on your fb? why that's .thats brilliant!"

"What kind of cuisine did the rude Jamaican serve? Caribbean Jerk. Ayyyyy!"

"I wish everyone would stop vaccinating their children. It's really cutting down these lines at Disneyland!"

"Hero's don't wear capes, they wear dog tags."