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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus"

"Why do greeting cards today all play songs & shit? Giving innocent folks migraines & whatnot. Go to hell, today's greeting cards!"

"I killed a man once... ..for $30. Sucked him off for another 10... Never did see that $10"

"I had a job building porta-potties I had a job building Porta - potties But people would shit all over my work"

"slipping acid into your moms food because she needs to chill out and have a good trip"

"Cheesy pun I once had a dream about cheese. It was all gouda until a muenster appeared and started chasing me"

"Missed connection: She wanted classy and I thought she said gassy..."

"Where do the Baltimore Ravens sit? On The Wire."

"I hate Russian nesting dolls They're so full of themselves"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One's a scum-sucking bottom-feeder, and the other's a fish."