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Joke of the Day

"I asked a chick I met where the white women at? She told me they are at Old Navy."

"How can you get four suits for under $2.00? Buy a deck of cards."

"What's the difference between pedophile and acne? Acne waits till puberty to come all over the kids face"

"If my mouth could get pregnant, an entire box of fudge-pops would be taking paternity tests."

"I'm bummed out because i was just diagnosed with alzheimer's at least I don't have alzheimer's"

"What train do you take to the synagogue? the jew jew tra"

"The most disturbing thing about fossil fuels is when Larry King pisses into his gas tank and drives off."

"Did you hear about the brown paper bag cowboy? He had a brown paper bag hat, brown paper bag boots, a brown paper bag shirt, and a pair of brown paper bag pants. He was arrested. For rustling."

"Pot is a plant, that grows in the ground. If God didn't want it, It wouldn't be around. So all you f*ckers that don't get high, Shut the f*ck up and give it a try!"

"When they ask me in a job interview what my greatest weakness is, I always say that I can't open my eyes under water"