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Joke of the Day
"MORON Q: Why did the moron throw the butter out the window? A: He wanted to see a butterfly."
Next Joke
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"My wife is like listening to my favorite music with the volume up. Fucking the neighbour."
"What do you get when you add 2 apples to 3 apples? A senior high school math problem."
"Why doesn't Jesus eat M&M's? Because of the holes in his hands."
"I hate hearing jokes about midgets and roller coasters. They usually come up short."
"What is bruce lee's favourite drink? A fruit punch."
"I dated a lesbian who thought she might be bi, but I was afraid to make the first move. Felt like a pussy the first time she kissed me."
"Tip Of the Day: You can easily avoid bruising your thigh by not staring at a female jogger and then walking into a fire hydrant."
"I like my steak like I like my women. White and domineering."