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Joke of the Day

"I'm going to see Jimi Hendrix perform next week! At least, that's what my doctor told me..."

"I'd like deadlines more if they were called happy endings."

"Young Actor: Dad guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man who's been married for 30 years. Father: Well keep at it son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part."

"Why does Santa have no children? Because he only comes once a year. Bonus! Why did Santa's wife divorce him? She wasn't the only one receiving his ""package""."

"What did the bull-fighter say to the upset door? What's the matador?"

"Why did the can crusher quit his job? It was soda pressing..."

"Tons of hot girls in my neighborhood stopped talking to me. I guess they find ad-block really unattractive."

"Whats black and thin and all over my private parts? Dead African Children"

"If more than one mouse is mice, then more than one Spouse is Spice.'"

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? racial prejudice"