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Joke of the Day

"You really have to hand it to the members of the African American community."

"How can you tell if your goose is depressed? It's feeling down."

"A pet hedgehog. Because you don't have enough pricks in your life."

"What is one thing you always get on your birthday? Older"

"Heard of the man who banged an ATM? He came into a lot of money"

"When I was a kid I didn't want to imagine my parents having sex, so I'd watch them from the wardrobe."

"My gf texted me ""myspacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative"" Do any of you know what ""ternative"" means?"

"Q.When do you kick a midget in the balls? A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice ."

"I bought zombie insurance recently it was a no brainer"

"Why couldn't the incontinent man print his documents? He couldn't Ctrl+P"