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Joke of the Day

"Just fell into a toilet last night and now I'm feeling really sad... Been down in the dumps all day."

"Grocery produce aisle ME: Hi, are these genetically modified carrots? CLERK: No, why do you ask? CARROT: Yeah, why do you ask?"

"A chemist and his friend walk into a bar... The chemist asks the bartender for some H2O. His friend is trying to be cool and says ""Hey, I'll have an H20 too"". Then the friend dies."

"How do you make Hitler cry? Easy just show him his gas bill."

"[mom unloads groceries] if there's one thing i love, besides my wild little rascals, it's subscribing to twenty different online tv services"

"The Hunger Games is the thinking girls Twilight I don't dislike Hunger Games but everyone over 20 knows this is a joke."

"What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt? NaCl-more."

"What's E.T. short for? ... Cuz he's got little legs"

"What do you call porn with thailandese chickens? Hentai. (Hen Thai)"

"Q: What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow? A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night?!"