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Joke of the Day

"Just fell into a toilet last night and now I'm feeling really sad... Been down in the dumps all day."

"This guy next to me thinks I'm flirting, but really I'm just trying to see where he parks so I can steal his gas"

"Why did they name themselves AC/DC? Because that's the chord progression in all their songs."

"Why did the baker have so many customers? He desperately kneaded the dough!"

"What's a composer's favourite childhood game? Haydn seek."

"What does a perverted cow do at night? Beef Jerkey"

"I asked an extremely fit girl if I could see her snatch... So she loaded up the bar and asked, ""How many?"""

"What's a crime that doesn't exist now, but might become illegal in 100+ years? Posting this question to r/askreddit."

"LPT: How to meet the man/woman of your dreams. Go to sleep. [Heard this from a friend so not mine and probably not hers]"

"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had not arms."