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Joke of the Day

"Did anyone else hear about the nasty crash involving a mustang and a t-bird? There was horse shit and feathers everywhere!"

"My girlfriend says I'm hopeless at fixing appliances... Well, she's in for a shock."

"I went to a metal concert, the singer was a bit ill... Still fuckin' sick though!"

"In case you haven't checked Facebook, It's hot today, the fireworks were beautiful, and 32 friends invited you to play candy crush!"

"Have you heard the joke you are never supposed to tell a gay person? Oh. Sorry."

"Did you know Zimbabwe loves the rapper 50 Cent? Or as he's known there, 400 billion dollars."

"What's the difference between a mexican and a perubian? The passport"

"Which is the month in which women talk the least? February... because it has the least number of days"

"I wanted to have a threesome... but then i realized, if I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time I'd just have dinner with my parents."

"What do you call a potato Kim jong un dropped in his lap? A dicktator."