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Joke of the Day

"If you're stuck in the Friend-zone, here's a simple 5-step solution: 1) Stop. 2) Being. 3) Her. 4) Fcuking. 5) B!tch."

"What's an Arab man that drives a bus An otto-man"

"Start here. Now go to that side. Back to this side. that side again. now this side ok that side this side 1 more time now front (bed making)"

"You never have to worry about Starbucks running short on coffee. I hear they always have a latte"

"Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter."

"Two and a half men would be way funnier with an all black cast But then it would have to be called one and 3/5ths men"

"People used to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be a comedian"", well nobody's laughing now"

"My friend threw a block of cheese at me today....... I said 'that's not very mature'"

"What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride? Chowasaki. - Pat H."

"Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums? Because people are dying to get in."