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Joke of the Day

"I don't have to put up with this, I'm a grown ass man ... I used to be an adolescent ass man; I've never wavered in a T&A debate."

"write pizza as all the answers for homework because pizza is always the answer"

"yo mama joke I got a yo mama joke thats almost as stupid and ugly as yo mama"

"Who's great at math, but always tells lies? Fibonacci"

"I like my slaves how I like my coffee Free"

"Why do ducks have flat feet? So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks."

"Did you hear about the bike race that goes all the way across Norway and Sweden? It ends at the Finnish line."

"What did one skunk say to another? And so do you!"

"Did you hear about the Native American who drank 1000 glasses of tea? He drown in his tea pee."

"I started 2016 with a goal to lose 20 pounds Only 30 more to go and I'm there!"