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Joke of the Day

"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar...... followed by batman!.... Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na"

"A man walks into a bar and notices two things: 1. there's a line. 2. The daily special is a Cranberry & Vodka. So he gets into the punch-line."

"What did the motivational speaker say to the duct? You conduit!"

"How do you kill a black man? Hide his food stamps in his work boots."

"What did one fish say to the other? Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught."

"Just been to Tesco and swapped 50 raisins for 100 sultanas Can't believe the currant exchange rate!"

"If I ever met a Space Alien, I'd resist shaking its extended appendage, not knowing for sure the details of alien anatomy."

"CIVIL WAR SPOILER: A lot of people in the South still don't know they lost."

"What's 11q minus 1q? You're welcome."

"What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things? A mountain gloat."