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Joke of the Day

"Some people wouldn't understand that skinny jeans and fat genes don't go well together."

"So far my toddler's most impressive defense mechanism is pooping his pants every time anyone rings our doorbell."

"Someone at this party is wearing the same shirt as me. It's very awkward. How did this happen. We barely even fit in this shirt."

"Why do people throw coins into foutains? Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents."

"I used to date the lead singer of the cranberries Until i found out she was cheating on me....turns out she had some turkey on the side. :D"

"Reading the Cheesecake Factory menu. Don't tell me how it ends!"

"TEACHER: please take off your hat in class *I take off my hat revealing a slightly smaller hat* ME: I can do this 14 more times"

"Reports coming in from Detroit that during his visit to the church, Trump was AXED.... ....a lot of questions."

"[NSFW] Why was the snowman smiling? He could see the snowblower coming down the street."

"The South Carolina Church shooter didn't know if he could start a race war... ...but he decided to give it a shot."