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Joke of the Day
"Some people wouldn't understand that skinny jeans and fat genes don't go well together."
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"What animal is faster than a cheetah? A cow dropped out of a helicopter."
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"What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda? Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda."
"How do they launch a champagne factory? They throw a boat at it."
"Whenever I'm feeling really tired, I just watch the new Star Wars trailer... Because The Force Awakens me"
"What do you call 27 West Virginians? A full set of teeth."
"Where do animals go when they lose their tails? The retail store!"
"Knock Knock... Knock knock Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No need to cry, it's only a joke."
"Are you eating Jell-O? Cow: ""Yeah."" You know what gelatin is made from, right? Cow: ""No, what?"" Uh. Rainbows. Enjoy, buddy."