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Joke of the Day
"Thanks, but it's spelled ""sexiest"", not ""sexist"". Stupid woman."
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"Sometimes you just need to reach out and touch someone. With a shovel. On the side of the head."
"A fun prank is to search ""buy antique dolls"" on someone's computer because then all their Facebook targeted ads are creepy dolls forever"
"The Mexican magician The Mexican Magician tells the audience she will disappear on the count of three. He says ""uno...dos...*poof*"" he disappeared without a tres."
"What do you call a man with no arms? Anything you want. He is 'armless"
"What's the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !"
"*whispering to my newborn son* weed is tight. im siked for u to try it son. im so excited for you. i love you"
"So I had sex with this Asian girl the other day... She didn't speak much English, but I think she liked it. She kept on screaming ""Wong Ho! Wong Ho!"""
"A Racist, a viciously jealous wife and a socialist walk into a room... Welcome to the US General election debate!"
"OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY BOSS: I don't know you. Do you work here? ME: *sips wine* No. HIM: So your wife does? ME: *sips his wine* Again no."