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Joke of the Day

"The directions on every jar of anti-aging cream should read: ""Apply liberally to face & neck 20 years ago."""

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"An anatomical original Thought you'd like a pun. What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts? [A high coo](/spoiler)"
"I like my violence like I like my beer.. Domestic."
"*calls you by wrong name in bed, blames autocorrect*"
"Girl1: Why are you so happy? Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said ""Parking Fine"""
"Star Trek joke When the shields are down... Klingon."
"nicole kidman please name your next child Teendude"
"Have your people call my people but keep in mind that my ""people"" are just stuffed animals with cordless phones glued to their necks."
"""Yo it's your boy! You already know who it is!"" -every rapper that is not your boy and who you do not know"
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