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Joke of the Day

"Roses are red, my real name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave."

"I ran the dishwasher today , but i couldnt keep up."

"Which famous hip hop group are very open about their ongoing battle with their bowel habits? Public Enema"

"Casual sex is like a math equation... You add the bed, subtract your cloths, divide your legs, and hope you don't multiply"

"I Just Won the Polish Lottery I get $1 a year for a million years."

"I owe so much to X-men, the movie that taught me it was ok to be a terrifying mutant"

"What did batman say to robin before robin got in the car? get in the car"

"The guy I hired to kill my rats is amazing I think he's an ex-terminator"

"What does a ghost pick out of his nose? Boo-gers"

"did you know there are people who hate jews who are not nazis? yeah, they.re called tenants."