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Joke of the Day

"I want to wear glasses just so I can take them off and rub my eyes with my palms in exasperation when someone says something stupid."

"Don't die a virgin. Seriously, there are terrorists up there waiting for you."

"I may have no one rocking my world right now, but I have no one ruining it either!"

"Walking dead spoiler alert. There are zombies and they like to try & eat people but the people are like ""nuh uh zombie, we don't want that"""

"Don't go to a fight with a gun or a knife, Bubblewrap yourself, People won't fight when there's bubblewrap"

"Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops? Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms."

"What do you call a sad strawberry? A blueberry hahaha fuck you all"

"What do Canadian squirrels eat? Eh-corns."

"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."

"I'm such a funny guy that everybody laughs at me. My life is a meme :')"