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Joke of the Day

"I appreciate the transparency Domino's pizza tracker provides, but updates like ""Carl dropped your pizza"" & ""5 second rule"" are a bit much."

"What does a pirate from Boston say? Aaahhh."

"""And what do your parents do?"" BABY COW: Well, my mom is basically a vending machine and my dad is hamburgers"

"Just saw a guy on rollerblades. He was surprisingly sweat-free for having presumably ""bladed"" here from 1991."

"I like my coffee like I like my girls Without a penis."

"My Grandpa died in a concentration camp.. He fell off of his guard tower.."

"Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster? So we can think about a solution in silence."

"What's the difference between Jesus and my dad? Jesus promised to come back one day..."

"Redditor's Headstone Inscription NOW I KNOW I'M LATE SO WILL LIKELY GET BURIED"

"A Cellular Service Provider Joke What did the man with Verizon say to the woman with Sprint? You better Sprint on over to the Verizon store."