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Joke of the Day
"As far as my dog knows... ...dicks taste like peanut butter."
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"The milkman A man comes home to his wife and says 'apparently the milkman has slept with every woman on this street except one', his wife replies 'I bet it's that stuck up cow at number 12'"
"So I had to call the urologist's office today.... They told me to please hold :("
"""Wait, it wasn't us? Are you sure?"" - Fox News"
"Do you know what matter to me? my nihilism"
"What's the difference between a Swedish jam band and slam dunking a baby? One's a Swedish Phish and the other's a fetus swish"
"ME: I need help losing weight. I've tried everything. NARRATOR: He hadn't tried anything at all. Nothing."
"Doctor, doctor...I've got a strawberry up my butt! That's ok. We've got some cream for that."
"What's the difference between my ex and my toaster? It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster."
"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."