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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to plastic surgery addicts anonymous I see a lot of new faces here this week, and I just want you to know I'm disappointed."

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"Me and a North African girl spoke in her native language for hours... We just clicked"
"Just got a diamond ring for my girlfriend Fair trade if you ask me"
"How do we know Snow White was a hipster? She could never say no to apple."
"Sorry about this in adavance What part of a vegetable **can't** you eat? The wheelchair"
"They say puns are bad to bring up during gay sex... Butt fuck that."
"Who is the Fonz's favorite baseball team? A'szzzz"
"Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam? Because the steaks are too high."
"I used Apple Maps to find my girlfriend's clitoris Ended up licking a doorknob."
"/r/News Pyongyang FIFY"