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Joke of the Day
"Is Kevin James the only Flintstones character who has actually come to life?"
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"What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand? Make me one with everything."
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"When the inventor of the USB stick dies they'll gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again."
"Accidental dick pics can happen I once accidentally sent a dick pic to everyone in my address book. It was embarrassing and cost a fortune in stamps."
"If you pretend you're skimming you can straight up throw rocks at people."
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