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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a Scottish omelette?"
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"If you ever meet me please remember that I literally have a headache all the time"
"How can you tell if a woman is faking an orgasm? Who cares"
"This one's from my friend speedy gunz What do you call a swindler with a skin disorder? A Leper-Con"
"The new Battlefield 1 looks so damn good, you could say... They just knocked Call of Duty into space."
"I was born with blonde hair and blue eyes My parents named me Michael but I totally looked like a Ryan"
"Cop said that it's illegal for me to have flashing lights & siren on my car. I looked at his car and said are you going to arrest yourself?"
"Why did the Mexican fail English 101? He wouldn't turn in his essay"
"A penguin, a priest, and a cowboy walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Is this some kind of joke?!"""
"Did you know Helen Keller had a male roommate? (Neither did she.)"