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Joke of the Day

"My lesbian friends got me a Rolex for Christmas I don't think they understood when I said 'I wanna watch'"

"Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon? Because he might peek at chu."

"Life's a bitch, 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy."

"where do y'all wanna go tonight? Bars? The club? ""THE BOG OF DESPAIR"" Gary, after the forest of skulls debacle you don't get to pick anymore"

"If I got a dime every time I exaggerated... I'd have a jillion, gazillion bucks!"

"Why are strip clubs now banned in South Carolina? Because they can't handle anyone else making it rain"

"What's the difference between a terrorist camp and a school? No idea man, im just flying the drone."

"*Blows air in girls face like Nintendo cartridge* ""Ok, NOW will you go out with me?"""

"What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about? Calculus"

"What's the only thing more annoying than a pushy vegan? When redditors won't shut up about how annoying one is."