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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between racism and Asians ? Racism has many faces."
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"Do women who complain about never getting laid know about men?"
"Oppenheimer at the A-Bomb test saying ""Now, I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds"" only me exiting the bathroom after eating Taco Bell."
"i would like it if batmans ears folded down when he got sad"
"I wanted to turn my life around so I tried to stop memeing all the time... ...It made my life memeingless"
"Why won't women ever play in the NHL? Because the periods would take too long."
"What is the National bird of Pakistan? Drone"
"What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it."
"What do you call a penny with Jesus on it? J.C. Penny"
"They say I have cancer and Alzheimers... But at least I don't have cancer!"