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Joke of the Day

"Here's a USPS joke. Nevermind, it was lost in transit."

"The chicken Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was to chicken."

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil all over my chest."

"Patient: I always see spots before my eyes. Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help? Patient: Sure now I see the spots much clearer."

"If I could see 5 years into the future... would I still have 2020 vision?"

"WINDOWS 10 because SEVEN EIGHT NINE! That's all."

"Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday."

"People always tell me to be the change that I want to see in the world, but I can't seem to get any whiter."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip-off :)"