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"Here's a USPS joke. Nevermind, it was lost in transit."
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"How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway."
"What do you call a Death Sentence for a Movie Theater Shooting? Too much to ask for."
"What's the leading cause of child molestation? Sexy children"
"Why didn't the Indian like having two t.p.'s? They made him 2 tence."
"Brad Pitt: Doc, did you ever see my movie ""Seven"" with me and Morgurt Freeman? Doctor: I think you mean Morgan Brad: Sorry, Morgurt Morgan"
"How are men like fuses? Once they're blown, they're useless."
"My roommate asked me why I'd invited a bunch of Parisian newspaper men over for breakfast. I told him I always make coffee with the French press."
"Sorry we missed you In 3 days your package will be available at your second closest FedEx location"
"Me: Are these your kids? Boss: ""Yep"" They're gorgeous! ""Thanks"" Step kids? ""Nope"" Adopted? ""No.."" .. "".."" She's cheating on you.. ""Get out"""