175354
Joke of the Day
"Hey websites, I will always ""skip intro"", so knock it off."
Next Joke
"What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids? Jose and Hose-B"
"*pulls out stack of pancakes and completely stuffs mouth during interview* Nexft queffstun pleeazse ""Umm. Your biggest weakness?"" Panfccakes"
"A suicide bomber, a member of an ethnic minority, my girlfriend, a priest, and a blonde walk into a bar. The bartender says ""What is this, /r/Jokes?"""
"What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country? Japanese"
"Have you heard about the dating site for radical jihadists? It's called ""Our Timer"""
"Jimmy was blowing bubbles in the bathtub... then Bubbles got up and left."
"Q: How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods? A: Pretty good"
"Why do Feminists lay down during sex? They can't *stand* seeing a man have a good time."
"[OC] What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January? Genu[w]ine."