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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by trying to kill a spider with axe body spray. Now his name is chad and he's fucking all the girl spiders in my house."

"What is a Canadians favorite board game? Sorry!"

"All serial killers... Drinks water..."

"What did the doughnut say to the cop? Don't glaze me, bro"

"This hot chick at the harbor said that she really dug the way that I ate those Oysters. All I could say was ""Shucks."""

"Nobody's phone is ever off. They're lying."

"Racist joke NSFW: What do you say to a black man in a suit? ""Will the defendant please rise"""

"If I ever get arrested I am going to ask for a status update instead of a phone call."

"In 1752, Benjamin Franklin invented electricity because it was no longer considered humane to execute people using an acoustic chair."

"What is the biggest joke in the world as of now? The current US presidential election"