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Joke of the Day
"Kept nodding off at an estate auction and bought a garden gnome for 3 million dollars."
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"I had a dream I went to Hell and Satan forced me to sing karaoke with him. That's right, the Devil made me duet."
"The N word. What do you call a bus full of niggers under the ocean with 1 empty seat ? A crying shame"
"Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors? They have no function."
"I just shaved my legs. I think I lost three pounds."
"""Harry Potter"" branded condoms. ""Protect your wand from Hogwarts while you're Slytherin in her chamber of secrets""."
"A Scotsman walks into a bar.... There is usually an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman, but they're all still in France :("
"And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars."
"""Diamonds are forever. But so is herpes."" This is why I never get hired to write advertising campaigns."
"Whats better than roses on your piano? Tulips on your organ!"