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Joke of the Day
"What was the last pizza order made to the World Trade Center? Two large plains"
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"I was speaking to a black man the other day, when I said I suffered from Deuteranopia he asked 'Are you being racist?' I said 'no, I don't see colour'"
"Ok how about a nail polish line for office ladies with colors like Legal pad, Non-dairy creamer, Mug stain, Excel, Boss neck..."
"What evil do the USA and Darth Vader have in common? Using imperial units."
"How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little nazis."
"Q: How does Bill Clinton say ""I'm about to hurt you""? A: ""Trust me."""
"2016: No way will Trump win the election 2017: No way will President Trump fire all those nukes 2018: No way we're doing what those Apes say"
"[end of the night]*hand running through her hair, pulls out a lizard* ME: no not again *she unzips jacket, collapses into a pile of lizards*"
"My wife and I just made a porno. Too bad she's my late wife."
"Turned off autocorrect and I've never been happyer."