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Joke of the Day
"What's a man's definition of a romantic evening? Sex."
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"Want to hear a joke about paper pizza? Nevermind, it's tearribly cheesy."
"Apparently, you can only say ""look at you! You got so big!"" to children,,, old girlfriends tend to get offended."
"What does Canadian Fonzie say? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Eh?"
"Oh please! Merkel: ""Alexis, I don't think you Greeks understand the seriousness of your debt situation..."" Tsipras: ""Oh please....you really should give us a bit more credit."""
"I stubbed my toe while visiting my parents. ""Mother fucker!"" My dad pops up, ""Hey! We agreed that you'll stop calling me that and I'll stop calling you 'cunt squatter.'"""
"A man walks in to a green grocer's ""Excuse me ma'am, are these carrots genetically modified?"" ""No"" interrupted the carrot."
"All this darkness is making me feel like Hellen Keller."
"Why does the indian rain dance always work? Becuase they keep dancing until it works."
"How do you get a blonde on the roof? Say the drinks are on the house"