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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a bus full of white people a twinkie"
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"thank god 50 shades of grey got the R rating they wanted because what kid under 18 wouldn't want to watch 50 shades of grey with a parent"
"Hi, childless people. I just meticulously peeled the skin off a pickle. Cuz the pickle was ""bumpy."" Enjoy your day. Not de-bumping pickles."
"Thousands of bird droppings are found on a playground.... Police suspect fowl play."
"A Chinaman goes to the eye doctor.... Eye doctor says ""You've got a cataract."" Chinaman says ""No, I drive Rincoln Continental."""
"Mommy, they call me nymphomaniac at school... -Don't worry Lissa, it's just kid's stuff. Now you go to sleep before dark, or the Boogeyman will come at eat you. -Yeah! He should come and eat my pussy!"
"A green man lives in a green house. A red man lives in a red house. Who lives in the white house? the black man"
"Why did the baker rob the bank? He needed the dough."
"Why did the imgurian cross the road? To get the meme on the other side"
"The Wind is a Force So when I pass gas i must be using the Force."