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Joke of the Day
"Girls, If your boyfriend has to ask you for a blowjob... You've failed."
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"What do you say when your lesbian daughter brings home her girlfriend? ""Are you going to be staying for dinner or eating out?"""
"*uses your voodoo doll as a tampon*"
"My jokes should be written on lollipop sticks So you can only see them if you suck as much as they do"
"I'm teaching my dog to jump through burning hoops. This is my 12th dog."
"The cool thing about being broke is you can tell your friends you aren't drinking for a while & they think you're getting your shit together"
"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, it's got to want to change first."
"Torrential rainfall? Rising floodwaters?! No escape?!! Don't worry... I Noah guy."
"What does a woman and KFC have in common? Well, you start with the breasts and the thighs, and you end up with a greasy box to put your bone in."
"What are Mario's pants made out of? DenimDenimDenim"