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Joke of the Day
"What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole? The earth revolves around me."
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"""Yo bro this horse is actin a little weird"" ""Dude thats my dog get off"" ""why is ur horse so small"" ""Its a DOG"" Why u pronouncing horse weird"
"This Job Fair sucks, it doesn't even have rides."
"I want to date a girl who is willing to solve any disagreements with impromptu light-saber battles."
"What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus? ""Allahu Akbar!"" I'm going to hell for this."
"Cunt Jokes Q. What do you call a pink tractor? Ans: A cunt-tractor (contractor)"
"This doctor once told me eating a bagel was like eating 5 slices of bread and I was like ok, cool, I like bread"
"Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it."
"How does a ninja shop for groceries? No one knows."
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean."