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Joke of the Day

"What did the conceited man say while he stood on the north pole? The earth revolves around me."

"I met an atheist that worked for a charity She said it was a non-prophet organization."

"I was up all night wondering where the sun had gone And then it dawned on me"

"There's a hole in the nudist camp's wall The police are looking into it."

"Breadbowl soup should be called Arkansas soup because it's 'In bread'"

"Why do dogs run in circles? Because it's harder to run in squares."

"Donald Trump is the president elect of the United States. I am still not sure if it belongs here or in r/politics (?)"

"My ex-girlfriend always used to tell me I only think with my penis. A small part of me thinks she might have been right.."

"I was disappointed after I won the grand prize on the game show last night. It was for a year supply of calendars."

"Did you hear about Sanic the Hedgehog ""Gotta Go Fast?"" It is a running joke on the internet"