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Joke of the Day

"Hard to take women with false eyelashes seriously. It's like watching two tarantulas scream for attention."

"Did you hear the one... about the blind prostitute? You really had to hand it to her."

"Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house? Because his gait is broken and his locks are few."

"What do you need when you're constipated in math class? Squeeze Theorem"

"You hear what happened to the beauty pageant contestant that came out covered in beef cuts? she was ms. steak'n... and got grilled"

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation; the other eight are unimportant."

"What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom? Of chorus."

"I wonder how many calories you burn locking yourself out and having to climb in through a second story window.??"

"Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires."

"I received an email from Google It said, ""At Google Earth we can read maps backwards "" I thought, ""That's just spam."""