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Joke of the Day

"My father could have the original copy of the Declaration of Independence on the counter, and still make a meatball sandwich over top of it."

"Why is Iran called Iran? Because when I saw the bombs, I*ran*"

"Post your original made up joke. No old jokes you've already posted. Here's mine: How did the Asian porn-star become president? By Generar Erection!"

"Did You Hear About the Man who was Arrested for Possessing NaCl and an Electrical Source? He was arrested for a salt and battery!"

"Apple is developing an iPhone that pregnant women can swallow so fetuses can go online since they have nothing else to do in there."

"Shoulder Devil: So I say ""Go on--do it!"" And the moron does it! Shoulder Angel: What an idiot! Me: You guys know I can hear you, right?"

"My cat is stuck in a Cheeto bag and I'm really pissed that I didn't think of that first."

"I hate it when I go to hide out from my kids in the walk-in closet & my husband is already in there hiding out from me."

"Is a red headed Ninja called a Ginja?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ? Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !"