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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines? On porcupines, the pricks are on the outside."
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"shoot for the moon, even if u miss u'll forever be the one peopel point at and whispre ""thats the idiot who shot literal bulets at the moon"""
"What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt."
"Did you guys hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents."
"A slutty egg walks into a bar. Everyone starts laughing at her. ""I don't get it. What's so funny?"" she demands. The bartender says, ""Well, the yoke's on you."""
"Had to dump my Amish girlfriend.... she drove me buggy."
"Notice: Due to overwhelming political pressure, Cracker Barrel will now be known as Caucasian Barrel."
"My computer said hello to me It's a Dell."
"I went on a date with a girl from an online dating website... ... I was worried she'd be fatter than she looked in her pictures. Turns out he wasn't."
"If you walk into a zoo and steal a duck do they call it stolen mallard?"