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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipster salmon not get to breed? He didnt use the main stream"
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"Why didn't the sun have to attend university? It's already got thousands of degrees."
"How to clickbait"
"I Thought having a vasectomy would stop my wife from getting pregnant... But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby"
"Neuroscientists have discovered a commonly-consumed food which nearly eliminates the female sex drive. Wedding cake."
"The wifi going down on me is the most action I'm going to get tonight."
"Level of singleness: yelling, ""pizza's here!"" So the delivery man doesn't think all the pizza is just for me..."
"You know what a vegetarian will never get? A Spam."
"When Lionel Messi dies.. He should have his Argentinian team mates bury him so they can let him down one last time.."
"Confucius say, ""woman with dress up run faster than man with pants down."" It's true. Do the math."