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Joke of the Day

"wife: That guy is texting and driving! That is so dangerous! me [holding a donut in each hand and steering with my knee]: So dangerous"

"Friends are like trees... They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe."

"Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup? Because his family had stock in the company."

"a priest and a rabbi are sitting on a park bench... the priest sees some kids playing nearby. he leans over to the rabbi points and says ""how about we screw them"" the rabbi says ""out of what?"""

"Bin Laden's neighbours interviewed ""we had no idea...he just kept himself to himself really..."""

"How can you tell a mechanic just had sex? Two of his fingers are clean."

"No Soap. Radio!!!"

"A man in Tennessee was arrested for attempting to have sex with an ATM. Even worse, he received a penalty for early withdrawal."

"Didn't u hate it when as a kid u got the ""mystery flavor"" lollipop & the mystery ended up being that your parents got divorced (Or lemon)?"

"Did you hear about the rabbi who lost his job after a botched circumcision? He got the sac."