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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how we know that Adam and Eve were white? Because even god doesn't have the balls to steal a rib from a black guy"

"OK, if you get to refer to your favorite football team as ""we,"" then I definitely get to refer to the cast of Friends as ""we."""

"So I was having sex the other day... I thought I was doing a great job because her toes kept curling, then I realized she was still wearing panty-hose..."

"What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand? You can't gargle sand."

"""<------------ people who don't want Ellen Pao to go."" --someone who's never getting to the front page"

"What did the person say when a flood struck his house? Damn it!"

"Three Men Walk Into A Bar The bartender then says... ""How'd you guys get in here?"""

"If you walk up to me with a plate of food and say ""Matt?"" My name will always be Matt."

"If you ever get cold Just stand in a corner for a bit, they're usually around 90 degrees."

"Why did the Redditor cross the road? To repost this joke on the other side."