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Joke of the Day

"The moon landing was staged and it was shot by Stanley Kubrick, the reason it looks so real is because of Kubrick's obsession with filming on location."

"My little Nephew told me this one. What do Trees and Dogs have in common? Bark."

"What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand? My hand"

"The best way to get a job is to hold the other person's hand through the interview. If you don't get hired, no worries. You made a friend."

"What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? Forget it once."

"What do you call a fat psychic? ...a four chin teller"

"I was such a stud that I lasted 1 hour and 5 seconds in bed Thanks Day light saving"

"I need feminism.. ..because I've never heard a 'dumb blond' joke about a man!"

"just ran into my high school biology teacher. she said ""i figured you'd have cured cancer by now."" then i washed bird shit off her tahoe"

"Sean Connery was injured last night in his sleep when some books fell on his head. He could only blame his shelve."