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Joke of the Day

"If they give you a bib for lobster, they should definitely give you a diaper for Indian food."

"Q: What did the sink say to the water faucet? A: You're a real drip."

"Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist? A park bench can support a family of four."

"Three midgets walk into a bar.. sorry I have hit my lowest with this one."

"A Doctor told a man he had chronic constipation. His response.. ''No shit!''"

"What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill? Walking....J.K . Rowling"

"Just ate an order of cheese fries and smoke started coming out of my Fitbit."

"Q. Where do tired linedancers go for Breakfast? A. Ihop"

"HER: it's over between us ME: is it because of all my embroidery puns? HER: I thought you would stop ME: sew it seamed"

"Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons"