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Joke of the Day

"What did the talking cow say to the dog giving birth in front of the feed trough? Moo, bitch. Get out the way."

"guy walks into a strip club.. guy walks into a strip club and says, ""hey!, who do I gotta blow to get a lap dance around here?"""

"I have got my own private jet, my wife owns rest of the hottub though."

"What do Princess Di's coffin and a Queen Bee have in common? They're both filled with Royal Jelly."

"Why did i buy a black phone? So it would run faster!!"

"What do Kiwi nuclear engineers eat? Fusion chups."

"Two guys are on a boat with three cigarettes but nothing to light it with. What do they do? They throw one cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter."

"Did you hear about the fly on the toilet? He got pissed off."

"An emo kid, a Jew, a Mexican, and a black guy jump off a building, who wins? Society"

"What's the worst question you can ask a blind date? ""So.. you seeing anyone?"""