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Joke of the Day
"Everyone is furious about Trump's greatest crime: Beating a woman"
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"Some of you keep touting donuts as the best breakfast food ..... But there are holes in your arguments."
"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dictator ha....ha.......I'll be leaving now"
"From my 6yo Me (after having taught her subtraction): ""So, what's the difference between 10 and 5?"" ""They're just two different numbers!"""
"Why did batman leave church? Because Christian Baled"
"Which pizza shop's business is like it's name? Dominoes. Falling one at a time."
"So I tried to tell a friend of mine an Isis joke... but it was poorly executed"
"What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper? The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe"
"Sorry to all the people my 3yo has yelled at for eating ice cream in a car. Telling him it was illegal was wrong. I know this now."
"What came first the chicken or the egg? actually i came first... inside the chicken."