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Joke of the Day

"Why do rabbits make good mathematicians? Because they're constantly multiplying!"

"A leper man has sex with a hooker. Keep the tip, he says afterwards."

"Jesus loves me ... it's so awkward."

"Doctor: What's your zodiac sign? Patient: Cancer Doctor: What a fucking coincidence!"

"r/Jokes really made my day But that was month's ago. At least now when I come back I still see the same jokes."

"I do this thing where I suddenly become visible to people only when they need me."

"Son: Dad, why'd you name me Achilles? He's from Greek mythology. Dad: Well son, you broke through the trojan wall."

"So, I got a card from a friend that said ""I'm Sorry"". It was all handcrafted and I didn't know what it was for, but I was flattered. I opened it and it said ""For fucking your mom"" :0 WTF!?!?!?"

"I just opened an express clothing alteration business. It's called Tailor Swift."

"Now that I have teenagers I understand why some animals eat their young."