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Joke of the Day

"[Car breaks down] Me:*inspecting engine* Date: is everything ok? Me: *nervously searching 100 now empty hamster wheels* haha..y-yep"

"My bathroom smells like somebody just took a shit when I walked out of it."

"I thought I saw a new color today but it turned out to just be a pigment of my imagination."

"Based on my search history, Google suggests: A social life"

"A man fell in a pit in the grocery store He was there to buy (w)hole milk."

"Hey are you a slinky? Because you're not very useful, but always bring a smile to my face when pushed down the stairs."

"A jewish girl asks her dad for $50... ""$40? What on earth do you need $30 for?"""

"A joke from Jimmy Neutron made into my own. Q: In the dark they arrive without being fetched In the light they are lost without being stolen. What are they? A: Good TV shows."

"Canadians leaving south for vacation are like Americans escaping marriage, desperately trying to escape frigid temperatures..."

"The man who invented Chinese Whispers has died. Pass it on."