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Joke of the Day
"I used to hate tumors But then they grew on me"
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"What do you call... a dog with no back legs and steel testicles....... Sparky."
"Nice try, resealable potato chip bags."
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"Did you know that when you meet an Indian you can CHOOSE not to mention slumdog millionaire?"
"I'm so broke that if my girlfriend leaves me for another guy I swear that I'm going with them."
"[drive-thru at 2am] Whaazzuupp!? Lemme gets 12 tacos, 6 burritos, and a Diet Coke. Booyah! Neighbor's mailbox: ..."
"Mason jars are the skinny jeans of glasses."
"When I got my first pube, I left it under my pillow and waited for the pube fairy. And he came. All over my pillow."